The day after New Year’s day is a fine time to make resolutions because your judgment isn’t clouded by champagne and overly grand thinking. No, the day after New Year’s gives you great resolutions, like “I won’t drink a whole bottle of champagne,” and “I won’t chase that with six shots of tequila,” and “I will never challenge the night court judge to a duel.”

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